interviewing the kids: summer solstice 2013

Today I decided to interview the kids, ala Crappy Pictures.

Here are the questions and responses:

1. How old are you?
Little: 8.
Small: 6. 
Tiny: 4. [??? actually she's 3!]

2. What's your favourite colour?
Little: Baby blue.
Small: Green.
Tiny: Pink.

3. What's your favourite thing to watch on the TV?
Little: Lord of The Rings.
Small: You've Been Framed.
Tiny: Pink.

4. What makes you happy?
Little: My teddy.
Small: Playing on Minecraft.
Tiny: Pink.

5. What makes you sad?
Little: Being told off.
Small: Not being able to play wioth my friends, and not being able to play on Minecraft.
Tiny: Blue.

6. What makes you mad?
Little: My brother and sister.
Small: When Tiny breaks my duplo towers down.
Tiny: Green.

7. What is the best thing in the world?
Little: Cheesecake.
Small: Minecraft.
Tiny: Pink. And orange. And red. Red and orange and pink.

8. What is the worst thing in the world?
Little: Mushrooms.
Small: Tiny breaking every single thing I make.
Tiny: Flowers.

9. What is the funniest thing ever?
Little: O. [Neighbour's kid]
Small: When mummy throws the spider thing at daddy and goes "AHHHH SPIDER!!"
Tiny: Dragons.

10. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little: A farmer.
Small: A game maker.
Tiny: Charla.

11. If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
Little: To have a pet unicorn.
Small: To play Minecraft whenever I wanted.
Tiny: Flowers.

12. What is the best thing about being home educated?
Little: I don't have to go to school.
Small: That I can stay at home and not have to get dressed really quickly.
Tiny: Pink and orange and red.

13. If you had all the money in the world, what would you do with it?
Little: Buy a humongous farm.
Small: I would buy ten thousand laptops and then get loads of TVs and connect them all together and put all the films on and watch all the films at the same time.
Tiny: Buy a chocolate pink egg.

14. What is the meaning of love?
Little: Jess (our cat).
Small: Getting married.
Tiny: Love is cuddling teddies.

15. What is the meaning of life?
Little: Dogs.
Small: Having babies and getting a wife.
Tiny: Life is cuddling lots of teddies.